musermatt:

laugh-addict:

when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with

when someone tells you incorrect information about something you’re obsessed with

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi